Player of the year awards

I see the club site is holding the annual popularity contest for the different player of the year awards... I dont understand why I dont win every category... as I'm obviously best at everything... bar Under 14, which John Boy is a sure winner for... Must go and vote for a few boys here... make sure none of the numptys win anything... I mean John Og and Dolph shouldnt be near any of them awards... unless it's for lack of looks... then they would be right up there...